Smile! You're Captured! :D

The sight of some things just make our day a little better. Don't you think so? Well, the pictures below from a forwarded mail did make me smile and made my day. What's better but to share with my readers. :D hehe... Enjoy!

Things We Do Not See Everyday!

"Coming through! Coming through!" "Stop pushing. Mom's not going to like it later!"

"Are you seeing what i am seeing?" "Yeah, time to dive deeper!"
"CHARGE!" shouted the dolphins.

"Um... Dad... Are you sure we supposed to take right?"

Employees are reminded not to keep staring at fishes during working hours.

"Are you sure this place serve the freshest fish?" "Yeah, i'm sure! Look at the line!"

"Am i seeing double? I remembered only seeing one last week."

"WOW! I can see everything from down here!" *Giggle*

Some little advice that gives a little boost for your not-so-good days. :D

Laugh often.

Indulge in the things you truly love.

... even when it seems hopeless.

There is always someone who loves you more than you know.

It will get better.

Give it your all.

Be weird whenever you have the chance.

Always be up for surprises.

Love someone with all of your heart.

Hold onto good friends, they are few and far between!

Always try to see the glass half full.

So there you have it. A few things that would shine your day. I don't know about you but this definitely shined my day. :D Sometimes this little messages just do the job. hehe... So are you smiling yet? :)

When Time Doesn't Matter.

Strolling in my inbox of hotmail i came across this email from my friend who forward it to me i don't know when already cause it had been a rather long time as i was busy with my reports. I find this very amusing and funny. Why? Well the title for this email is: Nothing to do! *laugh*

"Hello? Can i speak to ..." Wow, i didn't know you could still use the phone during a flood! hahaha...

"Don't you dare let GO! See what happened below?"

"I think there's something on your zipper, sir. Let me just get that for you."

"Oh yeah, no one can catch me now with my new stationary motorcycle!"

The new hotel with easy access. No long waits necessary.

"Think you can beat me? We are the world's fastest delivery company!"

It's worth a try isn't it? Fishing is all about the patience! :D

"How do i peddle my new white bike? It's not moving!"

A way to cool off the summer and an easy way to wash the behind! haha...

Hilarious when you have totally nothing to do. It's pure fact that human just do anything just to have fun and enjoy the time they have spare. Amazing. What more can i say? hehehe...

31 Ideas. :D

Walking pass the friendster life and sensed a bulletin post that caught my attention. It is stated as below. This bulletin is wonderful. Awesome. Spectacular. Sweet. Above all, it's about your beloved. Life as it is, is just enough. Coming out from the one you cherish most, you're in one different place where i cannot say. Take time to savor the wonderful things you could say and do to make your most precious happy.

1. Tell her she is beautiful

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . .
even if its just for a second.

3. Hug her from behind

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5. Wrestle with her :)

6. Make her happy all the time. It will make you happy.

7. If youre talking to another girl,
when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and
kiss her....let her know
she's yours and they aren't.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"

9. Introduce her to your friends . . .
as your girlfriend.

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up. (she loves it)

12. Get upset if another guy touches her.

13. Make her laugh.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16. If you care about her, then TELL HER.

17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things:
A stuffed animal
(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep),
jewelry
(she'll treasure it forever),
and pick one of her t-shirts
(she'll most likely wear it to bed)
or sweatshirts
sprayed with her perfume!!
And flowers or something
occasionally.

18. Treat her the same around your
friends as you do when you're alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile.

20. Hang out with her on weekends

21. Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)

22. Kiss her just because you love her.

23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.

24. Remember her birthday and get her something,
even if it's simple and inexpensive,
it came from
YOU.
It means all the world to HER.

25. When she gives you a present on
your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever,
take it and tell her you love it.
(it'll make her happy.)

26. Always call her when you say you will,
it may not seem like it,
but it does hurt her and
makes her think you don't care so call
even if you can only talk for a minute.
Girls don't necessarily have to have
hour long conversations every night but its nice
for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello.

27. Give her what she wants.

28. Recognize the small things . . .
they usually mean the most.

29. Don't hug her friends or your friends
that are girls cause she'll feel left out.

30. Hang out with her whenever you are
free and u should be free to hang wit your
girl friend all the time

31. If u care about her...SHOW her!

Some i do agree on but some are just weird. Either way, how you show your beloved your love is truly what is important. Different people have different ways. You don't have to show it like the ways above but there are lots of other stuff you could do. The skies your limit. Who knows, your time with your beloved would be the best even without the 31 ways above. :D It's who you are and how you love your beloved. Some did say, love conquers all. That's a phrase hard to praise.

Reporting? DONE! *runs*

Wow after so long only can i have the time to blog now. It has been quite a while eh? Well sorry bout disappearing from me blog for a while. Busy with reports and now i shall report everything that i had done so far. *Another report~ hahaha... By the time i am done, i will have reportusphobia!*

Starting from the Monday, my teacher came in and said, "People, i need your portfolio for the C & G so that i can mark it and pass it up to the higher examiner. Please hand in them the latest by Thursday." So that was the beginning of the full writing of reports that has to be done within 3 days. Tiring? Well, not so but as for my hand, it has done me well. :D There are seven reports that needs to be written and those report ain't that short either. Some consists of two pages. My hands were really working their hands off! :P Nevertheless, everything is done and that continued for a few days and giving me no time to play with the computer and of course blogging! :P

So Tuesday and Wednesday complete in a junction on how to do some of the reports. Hard it was! Hard it was! Asked a friend to lend me his report to refer and make changes and paste it down on mine. Thus, it became mine. Original! :P But i think most of my friends also changed a little from each other and it became theirs. Copyrighted. As long it is different, i have nothing to say cause teacher don't actually let us refer to each others reports making it hard to do the reports. Actually we sneaked out a portfolio that was already done by another group and referred to that. Evil? Nah, just sneaky. That's the way when there is no other way when you want it completely perfect. Aren't we all humans? hehehe :P

Finally it was Doom day. Had to pass up the portfolio with the reports that i wrote. Did not know if it is right or wrong but it must be handed up! Roar! Glad i did it all! The first thing teacher asked when he went into the classroom, "Where is your portfolio? Hand them in now." Being the scary fiery teacher with flames coming out wanting our life if we don't hand in the portfolio, we handed it up as quick as possible and let it slide to the teacher's hand. *Okay, i was exaggerating over here! But it was SOMETHING like that! hehe* As for those that couldn't hand it up by then, goodbye my friend, i will see you in heaven one day! :D Suddenly being the merciful teacher, he said with one strict voice, "Tomorrow's last! NO MORE MERCY!" Everyone squealed! hehehe...

Fine fine, i am being evil to my teacher who is really actually very kind and all. He didn't do that though but he did threaten us a little. Like he won't bother and stuff if we didn't hand it up in the right time. So yeah, that kind of freaked a lot of us especially the lazy ones like me! hehe... I shouldn't have played so much eh? But i can't help it, fun is so much better than writing bunch of words which have only a report for its title. It's words that determine if i pass or fail but i know my portfolio now is in good hands! hehe... The best thing of having good relations with a teacher. Getting good grades through persuasion is fun. haha... A little something makes it all the different. I hope i just don't have to go re-write everything again. I AM NOT GOING TO WRITE ANYMORE. *i hope*

Today is Friday and soon i have to go and let go my dog and play with him. Super active and can never stop jumping. Always hungry and won't get full no matter how much food i give him. Naughty little puppy this one is. I just hope i can get it under control soon so that i won't have to get myself all dirty again. He likes stepping everywhere. Once he stepped on his own poop and jumped on me. Man, that stinks! haha... LITERALLY! So wish me luck as i go release the dog that jumps! Till then, i was clean! :P

Games on!

"Why are you running away? Kill kill kill! Stun stun stun! Hex hex hex!" Those were the words of the player sitting next to me as i was in the cafe. Yes, i was in a cyber cafe today! :D

Okay, maybe that sentence above is not said from my neighbor who was playing something else. He was playing something else. I think it is some online game while i was indulging in battle with the ancients. Killing and pushing to the frozen throne or the world tree. What a fantasy for us boys. *SIGH* hahaha... This game is addictive but to me now, it has gotten boring but if you do call me to go and play, i will be there to have fun. *Shouting and screaming at the top of your lungs is fun. Somehow? hahaha...* Fun fun fun!

Well this game requires a lot of teamwork from each of the team members which are heroes that you need to control. Five in each team. So killing isn't everything but some players thinks that if you kill a lot, means you win the game. That is a misconception. Bah, whatever! It does however cause a lot of swearing between the two teams who are fighting with each others. Some happy, some angry. Depends on the situation of the teams. Very funny sometimes. Like today, i was quite upset with my team's teamwork. They completely do things the way they want and not listening to each other which lead to our downfall. That would definitely cause high loud pitch swear words to come out. *Neighbor beside with the big eyes and looking surprised. As if! :p* Common sounds in the cafe. hahaha...

Today's game was alright but still a bit silly when i think back about the last game. I wonder if we could had won if we sticked together. No use thinking anymore. What is pass, is pass! *So many stunners. Couldn't run when i see one. T.T Crying all the way back to base in heaven. :D* It has ended so i won't think about it anymore. *Yes, no more thinking about it. Shall go and play another round later. Maybe. Not confirmed. See situation. Got 50% not wanting to play.* Playing with friends are so much fun. Scolding each other and telling what to do and what not to do. Well, everyone is a leader. So which should we listen? hahaha... Thus, chaos was created in the fantasy world. hahaha... That's the fun of playing with friends. ROAR!

Anything funny happened today? Hmmm.... not so sure. I guess the funniest thing that happened today that can really make me laugh is how i just act like an idiot and everyone looked at me and staring with that weird face. HAHAHA... Isn't that just me? What are you looking at? hahaha... Oh well, acting is so much fun and it makes people laugh. I have no idea why but it just makes them laugh. Tell me to stop? Nah, i will just continue on and make myself just me and the laughter goes on. Sometimes, i wonder what i did that makes them laugh so much. I was just being me. :P

As random as i get, it is just the way i am. Nothing i do is ever not random. Tell me, the world is chocolate. Would you eat it and consume it if you love chocolate? hehehe... i know i would but later, can i stay at your world? I just ate my world! hahahaha... :p

Me-Me! *Check Me?*

Browsing through blogs and i became "IT" so suddenly. I wonder what would happened if i didn't do this, but for the fun of it, me doeth! Haha! *Teach me properly how to do one? hehehe... Noobness in this!*


My FUGLIEST pic: *Hi, name's Derek. See me, you have seen all! :D*

Layer One : The Outside
Name : Derek Wong Ling Jeong *Don't see! Don't look!*
Birth Date : 28th May 1987 *Remember the date never!*
Current Status : Breathing under the fan. In front of the computer. :D
Eye Colour : Says in the certificate to certify me Dark Brown :D
Hair Colour : Black as always. What else does an Asian have?
Righty or Lefty : Righty and a little lefty? hehe...

Layer Two : On The Inside
Your Heritage : Chinese Chinese Chinese *Don't know if got other blood mixed a not! :p*
Your Fear : Me fear? Oooo... you should know! *Ask me!*
Your Weakness : The weakness that allow you to own me? Hmmm... I have no idea currently.
You perfect Pizza : Perfect Pizza? No such thing! Every pizza has a flaw! One isn't enough for me! hehehehe!

Layer Three : Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your Thoughts First Thing When You Wake Up : *Yawn* *Mind is empty!*
Bedtime : Anytime i want but i normally make myself go at 11pm
Your Most Missed Memory : All my memories! *Every memory i have is so valuable be it bad or good! :D*

Layer Four : Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke : Either. It's the same thing. Mouth in, pee out. *BURP!*
McDonald's or Burger King : Either. It's food! Entrance: Mouth! Pit stop: Stomach. Exit: *It stinks!*
Single or Group Dates : Either would do. As long there are people, nice to meet you! :D
Adidas or Nike : Give me both. I am not branded! hahaha...
Tea or Nestea : Drinks both, comes out the same substance.
Chocolate or Vanilla : Need i say more? hehehe...
Cappucino or Coffee : I shouldn't say anymore for this type of question, right?

Layer Five : Do You ...
Smoke : Nope and i don't plan to. Oh yeah, if you smoke, get the hell away from me. Thank you.
Curse : Oh? Like you never curse before? hehehe...
Take a Shower : I live in Malaysia. Showers are a must! Hello!?
Have a Crush : Of course! It cost over 1000 plus to make my car into perfect condition again and it was a minor one too! *So expensive! GRRR!*
Think You've Been In Love: Always in love. I love ALL! *HUGS!*
Go To School : Fortunate to go and fun to play at.
Want To Get Married : Hmmm... I would love to but me no money and i don't have the chosen one yet. Where is me perfect one? hehehe...
Believe In Yourself : Definitely! If not, who to believe when i lie? WHOOPS! *Shouldn't had said that! hehehe...*
Think You're a Health Freak : Ummm? Health freak? What does freak mean? Well, i am healthy. Thank you!

Layer Six : In The Past Month
Drank Alcohol : Hmmm... I forgotten. It has already been one month. How do you expect me to remember? hahaha...
Gone To The Mall : Can anyone tell me if i have been to the Mall last month?
Been On Stage : Where is that again? On stage? Never heard of it. Sorry, go to the tourist information for more if you want to know.
Eaten Sushi : Food don't last that long. Do they?
Dyed Your Hair : I don't remember. *Check hair if they are colored* Oh i did! It's natural black! hehe...

Layer Seven : Have You Ever ...
Played A Stripping Game : Nope. I am a shy person. What makes you think i would? :P
Changed Who You Were To Fit In : I don't really know. Have to ask the people to know. Normally, they will just laugh. :D

Layer Eight : Age You're Hoping
To Get Married : Wait till i got money and the chosen one! Then i will tell you! :D

Layer Nine : In A Girl/Guy
Best Eye Colour : All are beautiful. Made perfect by God.
Best Hair Colour : All are beautiful. Made to suit the body colour.
Short Hair or Long Hair : It is their decision. Doesn't really matter to me but i like mine to be long. hehehe... Just want to see how i look like when i have long hair. :D

Layer Ten : What Were You Doing
1 Min Ago : I did not keep track. Ask my past self. He would know!
1 Hour Ago : Read the answer above. It is clearly stated.
4.5 Hours Ago : Please refer to the answer above. It should be written there.
1 Month Ago : Please use a time machine to check so that you will not get a false answer. :D
1 Year Ago : Purchase a time machine. Really. That is all i can say to you. hehe...

Layer Eleven : Finish The Sentence
I Love : God and all things that are lovable especially me family and friends. :D
I Feel : No constant feeling. Always changing. hehehe... :P
I Hate : No idea. Haven't thought of one thing to hate. I will tell you later.
I Hide : Things that are meant for hiding. hehehe...
I Need : What a person would need. Without that, i guess i won't be breathing. hahaha... *Silly question!*

Layer Twelve : Tag Five People
One people.
Two people.
Three people.
Four people.
Five people.
There! I tagged all five people already! Cool! Easy ain't it? hehehe...

Well, i guess that's the end. I hope i did it correctly. hahaha... Have no idea but that's that! :D

Finally Reach Extreme E-diotcy!

The day of freeing the computer from the password jail has finally come! Rejoice with me people! The taste of using the computer without limit is the best! *Thank you God! :D* I cannot express my blissfulness!

Okay, enough drama from me! hehe... Just a very glad emotion within me now. Just want to jump and jump and jump and scream scream scream! *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!* Oh yeah, that's the best. For your information, i have been somehow able to get through my days without the use of computer. It was hard but i went through it quite good. *That's a lie! He was thrashing about and wondering what to do and was being crazy in the whole house that mom have to calm him down by using food. That was some sight i tell you. Oh, who am i? Well, i am the one that holds the truth to this person! :D Basically it is just a pure torment to him. Who else would laugh at him when he is being tortured? hehe...* Ah! Stupid! That's not supposed to be in the blog! Shush! My apologies. He has a big mouth. Don't bother about him. *Stabs with prickly sticks.*

Many days had gone by and i am still alive. I cannot believe i could actually survive this wonderful event. It was hard but it is all over now! YAY! How i wish this wouldn't happen again! Actually Astro also barred me out when i wanted to have fun with it. Stupid Astro! Always giving the "I cannot receive any signal from the satellite because the clouds are too thick!" Argh! I missed so many nice programs that i was becoming an evil assassin wanting to kill that stupid decoder! ROAR! So what can i do? In the end, i became a movie addict! haha... I watch movies that was available in my cupboard and i found old movies. Nice old movies. *Can't blame me cause i don't usually go buy movies as i can download them.* Watch and repeated the movie i don't know how many times. It was nice cause there weren't any other entertainment for me. *Glad it is over!*

Finally i am able to be in the chair glued to the monitor and begin to rekindle my time with the computer. Since it is now available at any time, i think i will be back to my old self once again. Just give me one day and i will be the perfectly crazy me in this world. *Well, since when weren't you crazy already? Sheesh! Get a life! You can basically just live without the computer. It is just not necessary if you just don't touch it! Once more, GET A LIFE!* Bah, get away you annoying thing! I know myself and you don't have to tell me what to do! Man, i shouldn't even had thought of finding you when i was all alone! Get away from me now! I don't need you anymore! Shoo! Disappear or something! *You are going to regret this i tell you! Fine! I will leave! Suit yourself! I will run away from here!* Go! I don't see you running! *Runs away with tears!*

That is just so me. Sorry if i spooked myself but i was just playing! So don't worry about anything. I will be just here sitting in front of the monitor and i don't know what i am going to do. Maybe just go do what i normally do. Just go around and wonder in the web where i might get caught and be eaten by the cyber spider! hehehe... So what am i blogging about again? Oh, it rained just now. :D