Charge!

So i said to the other one, you are going down and it replied, no way i am going down that easily without a fight! Then i said, you want a piece of me? Huh? Do ya? Come get some! With the relaxed tone it replied once again, yeah, give me some of you if you can cut yourself! haha! So the diplomatic ends there and thus blood was spilled and victory to me.

Cause you see, when eating a sausage, you just have to chew it a little and make it go down the way it should go. Add a little tomato sauce and it goes down with a savory taste! So you see, that battle wasn't that hard to fight. It was all in the mind of mine. Very interesting diplomatic conversation that i had with my sausage but in the end, i guess pure brutality wins my stomach. And they say, you are what you eat. So does that mean i am a sausage too? Oh my! I think i have to go somewhere before i get eaten by my own kind. RUN! :D

So the drama! Don't you just love it? I mean, it is just fun to play with your food sometimes right? Don't tell me you never played with your food right? Never? Oh no, guess you are too mature for this post i am writing. Well, now it is time to learn to play with your food once in a while. You can be the director, actor, and the other stuff to make your scene complete and have a cool reward later which is fun and a full stomach. Like who doesn't want to have a full stomach? It is just so nice to eat something after taunting and having victory over it? Well, maybe i am exaggerating too much but what's not to? Life is how you want it to be right? :P

Okay okay, enough about food. The real reason for this post is... *drum rolls* *silence* FOOD! hahaha... Got you there eh? Ah don't worry, a lot of other people got caught in that too. FUN! So the conquering begins in the dining table and the end results is pretty predictable. Having fun while eating is nice to do once in a while. Makes your family members or people around the dining table stare at you and have a good laugh. The trick is to catch everyone off guard. Isn't that how to conquer your enemies? :D Have fun now! :D